Just got this one really funny email from my boss...thought I share with you all...it is god damn hilarious....here it goes :

This is hilarious , 'tenjewberrymuds' for reading!!To get the full effect, this message should be read out loud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G: "You're very welcome."

Last week got myself a new phone...3G Nokia 6680...cost me RM1500...and you know what it's not an authorised set...they called it an AP sets whatever that means...I mean what do i care...rite ??? wrong...i found out that an authorised set (normally here they call it Zitron sets coz that's the authorised distributor) will cost several hundreds ringgit more than AP sets...okay so i don't really care infact i should be extremely happy coz i paid less for the same thing....well yes and no...yes i got it cheap and no i did not get the same...

What i mean is i do get the whole package like everybody else but the f****** manual is in Finnish or Dutch or German, whichever it is i don't know. It seems they had imported the set directly from Finland and did not bother to change the contents of the package...lucky the cd is in English and i'm able to download the english version of the manual from the website if not i would have to take language classes just to learn how to use the phone....

Thats not all, even though the phone is covered with a year warranty just like the authorised set, you could not expect to walk into any Nokia Service Centre and get your phone service for free...only authorised set get that...AP sets you will be charge a min fee...how do I know ?B'coz I tried to get my phone flash with a new firmware so they said they have to charge RM40 for that...ok I don't mind that as long I can my phone updated to the latest firmware so I can run more software but to my annoy...their latest firm is only ver3.05 whereas the actual latest firmware is ver4.04...when i asked why they said "minta maaf la En, kitorang guna apa yang KL hantar so sekarang yg ada cuma ni".....i'm not gonna pay RM40 for an old shit....

Anyway.....except for the complaints I had above....the phone is performing very well...though sometime it's a bit slow (due to slower processor or memory i think, 6630 has the fastest processor but the N series could have better) but it can run/do almost everything except getting me a "roti canai". It comes with 2 cameras...1.3megapixel for the back camera and VGA camera for the front. Quality not too bad as u can see here....a pic of one of my many friends...yes I know he look a like he got a screw loose somewhere.....but he still a friend














Running Symbian OS V8.0...on series 60 platform. Comes standard with 64MB dv rs-mmc but I upgrade to a 256MB mmc coz I need the space for my MP3s and softwares...in fact I'm already thinking of getting a 512MB or probably a 1GB mmc. User interface is friendly...which I believe the best trait of any Nokia phones....I have not tried the 3G capabilities though so can't comment on that...all in all I'm very pleased with the acquisition.

Right now...i'm on the experimenting mode...testing all the software or modding i can find on the net...will probably update the findings here....stay tuned...

Korang klik kat gambar atas ni, kemudian cetak. Peh tu, lekat le kat memana. Bagi hapal nombor-nombor tu. Nanti senang nak mengadu ape patot. Tapi berkaitan Rasuah dan Polis sahaja tau..

Selamat Bertugas buat abang-abang dan kakak-kakak polis sekalian....

Ramadhan - Hari ke 18

Lega.. lega.. lega..

Aku dah bayar Zakat Fitrah.. He he he.. takot le nak tunggu gaji. Aku korek duit tabung. Korek tabung sana. Korek tabung sini. Ada. Terus pi bayar. Huuuu... 3 tahun lepas, aku bayar untuk diri aku sahaja. Kemudian, aku bayar untuk diri aku dan diri isteri tercinta. Tahun sudah, campur lagi satu. Tahun ni, dah jadi empat.. Tahun depan? Empat le lagi agaknya.. he he he... (pandang kiri kanan, karang ada orang kejar aku ngan batang penyapu..)

Hari ini, pekena menu Moghul. Roti Nan. Power tak power, nampak cam kecik. Nak bantai 2 keping sorang. Tapi bila dah telan, huuu.. sekeping pun dah kenyang. He he he itu le namanya nafsu. Pastu, air istimewa hari ini, Rootbeer A&W. Kita orang beli 2 botol dengan rega tak sampai seketul pun. Nak bagi lagi mengancam, kitorang beli aiskrim Walls perisa Vanila. Uwwaaa laaaaahhh... (maap kak engku)

Bak kata Wall's pula, "Hidup Biar Sedap". Hmmm memang sedap. Tapi rasanya mungkin tak macam yang tulen kat A&W, kitaorang main belasah aje. Minum.. minum.. dan minum. Hasilnya, ada orang pengsan kepeningan selama sejam lebih. Nak buat cam ne, pukulan angin menolak dari dalam perut agaknya. Mungkin disebabkan eskrem yang dah agak cair tu. Kira kurang kat sejuk dia kot.

Korang berbuka ape?

Boring la ari ni....tak tau apasal...Pasal puasa kot...takleh nak makan....Cite pasal posa...sat lagi kang nak pi beli juadah berbuka...aku kalau beli kat satu tempat jer ni la aku pegi...Taman Air Biru...sapa duk Pasir Gudang tau la kot tempatnye....

Kat sini jerla korang boleh beli kueh singgit dapat 4kpg....tempat lain hampeh...pastu kueh berisi...maknanya kalu beli epok-epok sadin tu...isinye sadin la bukan angin....pastu bak kata pakcik astro tu...macam-macam ada, korang nak makan apa semua ada...and aku jamin rasa musti ok....

Ari ni aku rasa macam nak makan nasi kerabu...sesekali jadik org kelante...beli kueh 2 3 ringgit pastu kena nasi...settle.

Korang buka ape yek ????

I'm kinda sad...and angry today.....at abt 530pm...i had a call from my wife..."bang...makcik call...danial jatuh...darah banyak!!!!".....I was like "What...Macam mana ? Apa dah jadi ? Jatuh kat mana ?..."

To make story short...we drop everything and rush to the babysitter's house...there I had the shock of my life...believe me u would to when u see the wound..well i think it's more resemble a hole on my son's forehead...the hole almost an inch wide...with a shape of triangle...it is so deep that u can see the skull...."what the hell did you got youself into, danial ?" I was asking to myself

We jump to the car and zoom to the nearest clinic....it took the doctor....15min, 6 stitches and 3 person to hold my son...he did not actually to try to resist or anything but we quite concern on the sudden movement...it is kinda painful u know...

But the funny thing is my son is quite steady except for the occasional crying....but my wife she almost fainted....

The doctor said the first 24hrs is the critical...I should watch for vomiting, blurred vision, headache or unusual behavior...if any of these happen in the next 24hrs...we need to do a scan for possible internal bleeding...which I hope to GOD, WILL NOT HAPPEN.

It is almost 11.oopm now....and not to my surprise...my son are back to his normal routine (except for the very visible wound dressing on the forehead)...and when back to normal i do mean normal...he was running...kicking...throwing whatever in his way...on any other day I would be definitely very angry but today I felt sense of relief......

Sekali sekala blog dalam BM ah pulak. Asyik mengblog dalam English, kang orang kata aku eksen lah, tak suka guna bahasa ibunda lah, itu lah, ini lah. Padahal, diorang tak tau apa yang dimaksudkan ngan bahasa ibunda. Kalau ngikutkan, bahasa ibunda ni cam bahasa dalam buku teks. Contoh: "Adakah awak sudah makan, Encik JoeLabi." "Ya, saya sudah makan. Terima Kasih."

Jadahnye aku nak bebual macam tu. Tokey Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka pon bebual pakai bahasa pasar. Eh, aku nak tengok ah kalau kat bandar ada orang bebual cam tu. Confirmation letter ah memang on the spot 5 orang datang bawak batang paip lepas tu 3-4 ramai ramai. Lepas tu tengok ah brader tu jerit, "Oh, tolong, tolonglah saya *gedebik*. Saya sedang *dushum* dipukul oleh *bik* penjahat yang amat keji!"

Eh, apa ek tadi aku nak cite. Oh yeah, aku sebenarnye dah ada blog, tapi tiba-tiba ada la sorang brader ni, Kayrol (bukan nama sebenar), invite aku jadik cam guest writer kat blog dia ni. So aku accept la. Kang kalau tak accept, esok lusa pc aku kat opis tu tiba-tiba takleh bukak. Naya! Eh, tapi kalau takleh on, cara gak. Takyah keje. Boleh prank call Emmy. Hmm...

Ah, tapi aku dah accept. Layankan aje lah.

Hapa aku nak cite ek? Ha, ni cite best pasal Magic.

Aku ni baru betol belajor magic ni. Saje je, main main kan kepala orang. Aku suka betol tengok bile orang tu terperanjat beruk tengok ilangkan syiling. Nak nak masa tadi aku buat magic kat ada sorang Auntie Cleaner, kita panggil dia Auntie Mariamah (bukan nama sebenar). Kelako gile tgk muka dia. Aku buat trick simple jek, kasik syiling ilang dari atas meja. Lepas tu dia cam, "Eh, butron ah!!! Camana ko buat siak!!!! Cheebaiii!!!" (sebenarnye dia tak la cakap gitu, aku saje je nambah. hehe.)

Lagi satu magic aku buat masa nak balik tadi. Aku cakap la ngan akak kat security tu, "Nak tengok magic tak?" Lepas tu aku pon buat magic yang sama aku buat ngan Auntie Mariamah. Tapi yang bestnye, kalau ikutkan, aku dah kantol bongok sebab trick tu dah terkantol TAPI dia tak perasan. So aku pon teruskan trick bangang aku tu. Lepas dia tgk syiling tu dah ilang, dia betol betol blur gile babi punye. Gua tak bedek, mat! Aku rasa, kalau tak kuat semangat, tu confrim dah kena histeria tahap budak form 5 cam yang kat Brunei tu.

Lepas tu dia tanye aku mana pegi syiling tu. Aku cakap dah takde. Dah masuk ke alam maya. Dia cam tak caye gile babas, tapi realitinye, syiling tu memang dah lesap dari pandangan mata. Sampai aku pon lupe mana aku sendri letak. Wakaka! Peh, apa lagi, aku pon kembang kempis ah idong sebab aku rasa ni magic yang paling sukses yang penah aku buat. Walaupon dah kantol cangkul.

Lepas tu, aku baru nak naik lif, dia panggil balik suruh kasik adakan balik syiling tu. Aku pon dah cam malas malas sbb kali ni cam tak kondifen yang magic ni boleh menjadi. Lepas tu aku pon buat ah, kasik syiling yang awal tadi tu kuar ikut telinga dia. "Huyoooo! Fuck that shit, man! Thats some magical shit, mannn!!"

Er, yang dia cakap tu aku nambah jugak, tapi aku rasa dalam hati dia pikir cam tu kot. Hehe.

Lepas tu masa aku masuk lif, aku tgk dia cam blur blur. Peh, jangan malam ni demam sudah. Esok sapa nak kasik kunci opis kat aku?? Eheh.

Dah abis daa.

U know what...i have never wrote a blog b4...never read a blog...never thought of having my own blog...

But guesss what...hari ini dalam sejarah....- at least for me though- where i reluctantly associate myself with the world of bloggging...cheng...cheng..cheng

It's all started when I received an email invition from this good friend of mine Mr Gojira to do some good deed by contributing to his blog "Aku dan Streamyx"@http://jalurlebarku.blogspot.com/ ...

Initialy the invitation doesn't seem to warrant my utmost intention...u know...i'm not those kind of people whose their lives are all about the e super highway...i mean i got better things to do...like sleeping..eating..working...u know the usual...anyway i managed to swing to the site a couple of times just to see whats happenin...and that was months ago....(to be continue)